This must be the BEST JOB IN THE WORLD. Well that’s my opinion anyway.

We go under the guise of different titles; Trauma Cleaner, Forensic Cleaning Technician, Industrial Accident Cleaner.

Our job consists of cleaning:

• traumatic situations
• medical events
• unattended deaths
• hoarders properties
• industrial accidents
• sewerage back ups
• fire damaged buildings
• suicide
• properties that are out of control
• trashed properties from bad tenants
• squatters pads
• drug grow houses
• animal faeces
• deceased estates

just to name a few.

For those who want the gritty details, we have cleaned up:

• Faeces
• Dead animals
• The remains of deceased people
• Vomit
• More Faeces
• Piles and piles of rotting rubbish

Then:

• Pulled up carpets
• Jimmied up tiles
• Scrubbed bathrooms and toilets
• Scrapped up maggots
• Valiantly fought off blow flies
• Mopped up urine
• Cleaned carpets
• Washed windows
• Folded clothes
• Cleared houses
• Packed up belongings
• Removed damaged house fittings
• Herded spiders
• Chased the mice and rats
• Trapped cats
• Hauled sacks of rubbish
• Cleaned up more poo!

We clear and clean properties, pack up items for the family, search for missing jewelry, money, precious items, items of value and documentation, pack and distribute what’s not wanted to charity and finally what can’t be rehomed due to wear and tear we take to landfill.

In the last year we have done all of the above, time and time again. Helping families reset their lives after events that seem insurmountable.

When we walk in and take our first look at a job it is quite exciting. Talking with the client, finding out their expectations, walking around and making a plan to change that persons life for the better, what can we do to help, how can we fix what is in front of us.

So to all and sundry, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Wishing you peace and love with your family and friends in 2024.